May 8, 2012
Brownsville Bishop leaves country amidst investigation of solicitation and exorcisms for hire.
Brownsville Bishop leaves country amidst investigation of solicitation and exorcisms for hire. This morning, Brownsville archiodecese announced the definitive departure of beloved Bishop Hores to the island of the Martinica on a special mission granted by Pope Benedict XX. This comes to a surprise because Bishop Hores is key witness to an ongoing Federal investigation against several important political figures in town, involving well known Judge Nietszche and fellow Comissioner Juan Montemayor. The archiodecese PA team declared this morning in an exclusive interview with the Brownsville Monitor that Bishop Hores is still in charge of the congregation but had to leave the States because Papal orders forced him to do so. He will be living in the island of la Martinica overseeing a new construction of school and offices. FBI agents are dumbfounded to learn how the Bishop so quickly was able to leave the country and are still scratching their heads that they didnt think of the possbility of the Bishop jumping ship. FBI agent Queen MArtinez stated today " basically he was not under arrest but he was indicted and he is key witness, his lawyers well know that he wasnt supossed to leave the country not even if the Pope wanted him to do so". The trial against the Villarreals and the Bishop is set to begin in November of this year, but without key witnesses Bishop Hores and renowned male prostitute Queen Hive, the federal agents are scrambling all around town trying to gather the most evidence that will finally bring to light the illicit and devious appetites of the people Brownsville placed in office for their protection and beautification of the City.