December 30, 2012

KEEPVID.COM can be used to download NETFLIX starting January 2013!

we all know this link and thousands of thousands of users all over the world have been taking advantage and downloading non stop youtube videos and music that they gladly burn, storage and play in their iPod  iPad  androids and cd's players.  Now, KEEPVID.COM has cracked the code and done the unimaginable: allow anyone that can afford Netflix to download FREE all the movies, shows, documentaries and concerts the amazing site provides to its users for the somewhat cheap fee of $7.99 but lets face it, nowadays when most of the American consumers live from paycheck to paycheck or "hand to mouth", gives the average middle class consumer the ability to download free of charge Netflix in the privacy of their own home.

Netflix has issued a statement that although they will not be able to prosecute against their own customers that might decide to rip off the shows and movies and then cancel their membership when finished, they do encourage their millions of subscribers all over the world to boycott and are willing to lower their monthly fee from 7.99 to  4.99 starting  January 2013. They also have sated in their website the dangers of illegal downloading and that their members run the risk of acquiring viruses and malware that could jeopardize their devices,  but lets face it,  iPod and iPad are virtually immune to any virus of the computer world, a fact that KEEPVID.COM knows to well and its using to its advantage because now any internet user is going to be able to download for free all that NETFLIX offers for a price.


December 29, 2012

Watchtower Society and Apple team up to mass produce new Tablet.

The watchtower society and Apple have teamed up to create and produce an inexpensive tablet that will feature every single piece of literature and publication dating back from the year 1985.  The tablet that will cost $99 to any certified elder and members of the church will be available January 2013 and will also feature special apps that will showcase famous short films used by the cult to entice young and nubile and old minds into their ranks and churches.  Apple has made it easy for the Watchtower society to control and manipulate it members with an extraordinary tablet that is secretly coded and engineered to showcase only "Jehovah" friendly publications and music and media that the Church deems appropriate for its thousands of followers through the state.

The Watchtower society is encouraging its members to keep the tablets with them at all times just as their bibles and journals of study and to take advantage of the app "Talkatone" and "Messages" that will keep them in contact wherever wi-fi or internet is available.  Members of the Watchtower society express their eternal gratitude to the Apple Company that has facilitated them with a tablet that will offer all the conveniences of the Ipod and Ipad but that will be exclusively used for the benefit of the Jehovah Church and elders and that will help the Jehovah Church to cut down on the mass production of literature and magazines that are widely known to always clogged the gutters of any loyal neighborhood or used as fly swappers in every house in the Rio Grande region.  Jehovah Witnesses around the world are expected to purchase the new tablet when it comes out for sale and are encouraged to learn how to use it effectively because is expected to replace every book, journal and pamphlet ever used when recruiting new meat, church gatherings and bible studies that are well known in the Church and used  around the Country.

December 20, 2012

Twin brothers steal Harley Davidson from harlingen shop after watching "Sons of Anarchy" marathon on Netflix

Twin brothers Paul Cortinas and Rafael Sifuentes were caught red handed when they broke in the Harley Davidson shop in nearby Harlingen early Tuesday morning to steal a pair of two XR1200 known as powerful new Harley-Davidson hot rod motorcycles that were initially designed and launched only in European markets in April 2008.
The brothers used their Abuelos F-150 to move the two powerful motorcycles from the dealership in San Benito because like the actors of the famed Sons of Anarchy Show they have never ridden or owned a motorbike. Footage from the surveillance camera of the shop showed the two brothers appearing quite inebriated smashing the back doors of the shop and choosing the powerful motorbikes and wheeling them outside to a makeshift ramp of old wood and rope. The store owner and manager Rolando Begum noticed the bikes missing when he proceeded to keen inventory at 10:00 in the morning and quickly contacted the authorities and turned over the surveillance tapes to sheriff Lucio.

The brothers were apprehended when they tried to contact the same store manager earlier today because they were interested in riding lessons. Sheriff Lucio and San Benito Pd arrested the wanna be riders and book them to the county jail where they tried to blame the famous show sons of anarchy for the rendevous with the law by stating that under the influence of tar and beer they had been watching non stop the show on Netflix and decided to join the group of rough riders from the small town of charming, only later to be reminded that the show, the town and the events are fiction and made up. Their bond was set at 156,000 dollars.

December 9, 2012

Jenni Rivera death ruled accidental.

Famous singer and judge at Televisas, The Voice, Jenni Rivera, died this sunday when her small jet plane was gunned down by enemy fire between two notorious mexican gangs in the state of nuevo, leon.
 Mexican authorities said Sunday they found the wreckage of a small plane that they believe was carrying singer Jenni Rivera.Born in Long Beach, California, to Mexican immigrant parents, Rivera, 43, released her debut album in 1999, according to her website. She sings traditional Mexican ballads, and was nominated for a Latin Grammy Award in 2002 in the category of "Best Banda Album."

In October, People en Espanol named Rivera to its list of the 25 most powerful women.Famous for her music, she is also known for her tumultuous personal life. Rivera was a single mom at the age of 15 and is the mother of five, her website said.Rivera's "I Love Jenni" reality show began airing on Telemundo's mun2 network last year.

December 7, 2012

nikki minaj dies in hwy crash!

Highway Safety Investigators have told reporters that Nicki Minaj lost control while driving a friend's vehicle on Interstate 80 and rolled the vehicle several times killing him instantly.

The vehicle was believed to have been traveling at approximately 95 miles per hour in a 55mph zone at the time of the accident.

Witnesses have stated that Nicki Minaj's car crossed the double lines several times prior to the accident and hit the center lane divider causing the vehicle to flip and roll.