March 28, 2013

Border Patrol Agents and Brownsville PD to host First Annual Flea Market Day.











The Border Patrol Agency stationed in the city of Weslaco, Texas and the Brownsville PD are getting ready to start off the First Annual Flea Market Extravaganza in the Brownsville Downtown District to take place every second Thursday of the month, starting May 2013.  Cameron County residents are going to be able to make bids and purchase goods that the Border Patrol and Brownsville PD have confiscated in the past five years.  The public is invited to attend the grand inauguration of the Market day that will start with an outdoor concert where members of the Foncerrada family will delight fans with their sappy flamenco songs, also Vocalist from Shinedown and band SIGGNO will put on a free show in the old bus terminal for all the public to enjoy.


Items that will be put up for sale in the Flea Market Extravaganza will include and are not limited to:

Fiona Apple 
Queso Panela
Queso Oaxaca
Cars
Coach and Versavce Purses and Sunglasses
Marijuana (only available to buyers that posses a medical marijuana id and bracelet to purchase the drug).
Guitars 
Tomatoes from Matamoros
Mistery Packages with red and black duct tape
Automatic Weapons
 Muslims
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Anime Porn
Madthumbs
Mexican Illegals
Panamenian Illegals
Honduras Presidents
DVD's
Cantinflas DVD's
Puma Shoes
Camping Equipment
Tinted Ford Explorers
Lemons
Avocados
Cebollas
Easter Eggs
Bicycles
Babies
Prostitutes
Ropa Usada
Pitbulls
Chihuahas
Bats
Bunnies.. etc. etc.


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