Brownsville Bloggers go at it!! LITERALLY...

When i was a little boy i use to ride in the country with my old granpa
but on day they came along and tried to snatch so i rode to new orleans and got lost
in a ditch....


diego lee rot.






i was going to keep quiet
i was not going to let go any sounds
of gas, discontent, or jealousy.

i am like the rest an impoverished soul
selfless and light i touch the screen of the great apple
and surround myself of plight


the brownsville bloggers are at it again!
posting the same ol' shit over and over
they quarrel and sin and lie and deceit.


they post the same old photographs and sit in their shit
they scratch at their balls and play unhealthy games with sinful mediocre
women and ladies online.

i know the truth. i read it. years ago. i travelled to get away
and they followed me
subjecting the womans pussy that i whipped to undeniable terror.


i laugh and cry when i read these wannabe preachers of the world!
poor Brownsville
what a foe!
i was strumming my guitar and made 3 kids appear


i sit under the bamboo i pulled from the ground with my cousin
i sing the blues but got tired of it and you know it
the heart is wide and blue and pink too

oh poor Brownsville i so much love
these bloggers are running with core
are singing and fighting and sucking their cocks
white sperm slides from their back


i keep quiet
i keep still and no one can make me mad

i know that you fuck up and cheat and steal
and no one will defy that.

Pendejos and Politiqueras wanted in Lyvet, Texas

The city if Lyvet, Texas is getting ready already for next years elections by hiring Politiqueras from the city of Browsnville, Texas located in cameron county, they are hoping that the Politiqueras will help them recruit pendejos, disabled people and voters to their polls next year.  Lyvet, Texas saw an election won by only one vote this past weekend and is in talks with famous Politiquera Miss Ozuna that resides in the city of Matamoros,Mexico for her visit their city next year and be part of their county payroll.

Politiqueras are well known in cameron county, they gather people that are too stupid or feeble to think for themselves and they drive them to the campaigns and make them vote for the candidate that can pay them the maximum fee of ten dollars for each signature as well as free vouchers to eat at local taquerias and shines restaurants across Texas.

Local bloggers from Brownsville that despised Politiqueras are also give free vouchers for food and drink but they really did not want the DA office to find out now that famous Politiquera Ozuna is under house arrest.

  

The city if Lyvet, Texas is planing on paying each Politiquera a fee of 500 dollars with a onus of two dollars for every simpleton or pendejos they can get to go and vote in their next elections also free food and board.

San Benito dog saves owner from dying.

A San Benito Pooch is being hailed a hero by its owners Sergio Rodriguez and Maribel Escalante because he saved them from a certain death when he started barking in the kitchen area of their rundown trailer at Lillies RV park. A gas leak seemed to be the culprit that made the pooch nervous and alert so he started to tug and pull at the covers of Miss Escalante first and when he was not able to get her up from her self medicated sleep concoction of vodka and pain killers, he proceeded to walk to the little area between the kitchen and the sliding door to alert Mister Rodriguez that was outside necking with his neighbor in an intoxicated state. Owners of the RV park were alerted by the small chihuahua mix when both owners failed to comply to the guttural cries of the pooch and San Benito Fire Department and local sheriff were called to the premises where they concluded that the trailer had in fact a massive gas leak and that it was not in compliance with the RV park safety rules. The couple was arrested when the pooch took out a bank bag containing Xanax, Valium and klm neatly folded in packets for intent to distribute. The pooch is being hailed a hero by all the winter Texans that once a year visit the park as well as the drug enforcement department of the City of San Benito. San Benito Humane society is trying to place the pooch with a stable loving family, for more information into the adoption of Mr. Chico, please contact them at 956 789 9000.

Deadly explosion near Los Tomates Bridge Five People Reported Dead.

At 7:35 a.m. a massive and deadly explosion was reported near Los Tomates Bridge.  Five people lost their lives when the vehicles they were driving through the sentri line were caught in the middle of the explosion and debris.

Border Patrol agents and people that were driving thru the lanes started to run toward the Mexican  side of the bridge screaming and in panic asking for help from the Mexican Officials.


Valley Monitor reporters are on the scene and will inform the public of more details later on today.

Brownsville Pepping Tom falls Through Roof at UTB campus

A pepping tom from the neighboring town of Brownsville, Texas was arrested today when he fell through the roof of the woman's restroom in Tandy Hall located in the UTB campus.

Eliseo Ramirez sustained injuries to his face, nose and wrists when he decided to climb through an AC vent shoot  that connects the women's and men's restroom during a break from his classes located at famous Tandy Hall.  The thin roof gave in and Mr. Ramirez fell to the floor hitting himself on a toilet breaking his nose and wrist in the process, five female students ran out of the restroom in panic but they were able to compose themselves when they heard Mr. Ramirez groaning and screaming in pain deciding to call 911 and campus security.

Brownsville PD arrested student Eliseo Ramirez when he was released from Valley Baptist Hospital later that evening and they were able to confiscate from his belongings over 200 hours of video that depicts female students using several restrooms through out  campus as well as several hundreds photographs that he took when unsuspected female students were using skirts and were seated next to the him while he was attending lectures at the university.

The University is going to make public some image and video to the students in their website and is urging students to come forward if they recognize themselves in the pictures or video so they can press charges against this pepping tom.

Mayor Tony Martinez to lease plots of land in Cameron Park to the University of Texas at Brownsville

Mayor Tony Martinez confirmed this week that he intended to lease and sell plots of land located in the Cameron Park subdivision to the University of Texas at Brownsville to start building as soon as possible several dorms and the new art center starting summer 2014.

The University has been surveying several buildings and plots of land all over Brownsville since the decision was made earlier this year that the University was parting ways with TSTC.  Juliet Garcia had shown interest in leasing several decrepit buildings in the historical section of Downtown Brownsville but now is official that the University will lease and purchase several plots located at Cameron Park to immediately begin construction of several dorms and apartments for future students and a new engineering center for the University.

Mayor Martinez explained to the Brownsville Herald that the plots of land are indeed private homes that are in the process of being foreclosed by the banks.  Cameron Park residents are encouraged to log on to the Cameron County Website where they will be notified if their plot or home will be leased or purchased by the University. Residents will have six months to make arrangements with their banks or mortgage company before the University starts building and acquiring the lots.

Flea Market 77 closed due to Veterinarians selling Ferrets as Poodles.

Dozens of people have been scammed in South America into buying toy poodles that are actually ferrets injected with steroids and are being overfeed, but now several residents in Cameron  have come forward and have admitted that they too were duped into buying the furry rats after vendors at the flea market  777 told them that they were actually toy poodles puppies while also showing off paperwork claiming that the dogs were registered and legit.

Authorities have decided to close down the flea market this week a midst investigations that blame the actual owners of the flea market as the ones responsible for not double checking with the veterinarians from abilene that set shop in their grounds and sold over 55 ferrets to unknowing customers that payed over 450 dollars for the fake poodles over a period of five weeks.

 BPD is questioning the owners of the flea market to release the names and id's of the veterinarians as wells as their addresses and is hoping to obtain information about the vendors from the dozens of buyers that upon seeing in the news a similar story that happened over the weekend in Argentina decided to call the authorities and alert them that they were also victims of the scam and that they want their money back or at least  obtain the dogs  they were promised.

Brownsville Couple arrested after bloody fight outside Walmart

Tony Hernadez and his common in law wife Kaylee Green  were arrested earlier today outside Walmart Superstore located off  HWY 48. Walmart employees frantically made several 911 calls alerting authorities of a brawl in their store and letting them know that a couple were fighting with each other and that the man was beating his girlfriend with a shoe and then proceeded to run towards the rifles section and harassed an employee into letting him grab a rifle because "he feared for his life".  The brawl was caught on tape, and it was also noted that the woman grab some speakers and proceeded to beat the man until both of them took the fight to the entrance of the store.  Two Walmart employees got hurt when they tried to snatch away the shoes and electronics that the couple were using against each other.  When Brownsville PD arrived at the store the couple was still fighting, Mr. Hernandez was limping because when he was kicking his girlfriend he accidentaly kicked a shopping cart so paramedics had to be called to the scene to rule out any brokens bones.  Both Mr. Hernandez and Miss Green were in the valley due to spring break vacation and stated the fight started because Miss Green was mooning some of the shoppers at the store.

Judge Nietszche set both their bonds at 35,000 dollars and charged them with aggravating assault with a deadly weapon and to pay Walmart the sum of 6700 dollars in damages.

Tony "Tormenta" Martinez Brownsville Mayor mauled by Doberman

Tony Tormenta has been rushed to Valley Baptist Medical Center in Mcallen, Texas due to being mauled earlier this afternoon by a stray doberman.  It all happened when the Mayor was leaving his downtown office and was approached by an individual that asked him for some money, when the entourage of the mayor and his personal assistant refused to help the panhandler the dog that was with the man  mauled and aggressively attacked the mayor causing several facial lacerations as well as ripping out his left testicle.  Eyewitness to the scene claimed the man is a famed crack head addict that roams the streets of West Brownsville and lately has been seeing walking around with a skinny brown doberman.  Brownsville PD is asking for the public assistance in spotting this individual and the canine and to please contact the local police department with any information regarding this person that may lead to his arrest.  The man and the canine are considered dangerous.  One eyewitness captured the attack on his cellphone here is the link of the attack:


WARNING:  FOOTAGE HIGHLY DISTURBING AND GRAPHIC. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

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Eduardo Yanez Mr. Amigo 2013 Still Missing

Residents of Brownsville, Texas and Matamoros continued on with this weekend festivities at Sombreros Fest and the Carnival not caring if famous Mexican Actor Eduardo Yanez was released to the safety of his family members that charted a private airplane yesterday evening and arrived in Mcallen, Texas today around 4:30 a.m.

The son of the actor that did not want o show his face to the public and news reporters stated to the Brownsville Herald that it expects help from the American Embassy in Matamoros and the Mexican Consulate in locating his father and his kidnappers before any more days pass by.


The Mexican Embassy in Brownsville has stated that they do not know for sure if the actor was actually kidnapped because there have been sightings of Mr. Yanez in South Padre Island but that they are going to have a meeting with Mayor Tony Martines and that they going to fully cooperate with ICE agents and FBI investigators that are going to be arriving tomorrow to look closely into this kidnapping and hopefully being able to work a deal with the captors for the safe release of actor Eduardo Yanez.

Meteorite headed to Cameron county 2weeks to prepare

In an unprecedented event, NASA ex-officials startled residents in South Texas when they informed through social media like twitter and Facebook that a 50 ton meteorite is headed a to the area of Cameron county with a strong probability that some fragments as wide as five miles will make landfall near boca chica beach and the rio grande river.


Residents are advised to board up their windows, leave their trailer parks behinds with potted plants on tow, and for judge Ben Nietszche to play his shitty wannabe rock n roll near UTB to calm down all the coke heads and wannabe Aliens into surrendering heir souls and window pane to the great meteor..