In an unprecedented event, NASA ex-officials startled residents in South Texas when they informed through social media like twitter and Facebook that a 50 ton meteorite is headed a to the area of Cameron county with a strong probability that some fragments as wide as five miles will make landfall near boca chica beach and the rio grande river.
Residents are advised to board up their windows, leave their trailer parks behinds with potted plants on tow, and for judge Ben Nietszche to play his shitty wannabe rock n roll near UTB to calm down all the coke heads and wannabe Aliens into surrendering heir souls and window pane to the great meteor..
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