Brownsville PD Cops that are Overweight " We really need the extra weight because of Cameron's County Landscape" place on a diet.

Sheriff Lucio statements to the Brownsville Monitor that the Police Department officers and detectives do not need to go on a diet or weight training because the landscape and geographical location of the county does not require for the officials to be fit alarmed concerned citizens that are appalled at the ignorance in the PD and worried with the recent spike of burglary of mobile homes and increased theft of vehicles in the West Side of Brownsville.


The PD released a silly statement letting citizens know that is better for the officers to "float" due to the ever shrinking resacas and the proximity to the Rio Grande River than to actually be fit and lite to run after the robbers, so they are seriously considering revoking an out of the blue membership deal with freddomm fitness and with the FBI stating that they do not need to lose weight and that their officers are better equipped being a little extra fat because they are no hills in the area, only flat, deserted lots.


good grief.

Meteorite headed to Cameron county 2weeks to prepare

In an unprecedented event, NASA ex-officials startled residents in South Texas when they informed through social media like twitter and Facebook that a 50 ton meteorite is headed a to the area of Cameron county with a strong probability that some fragments as wide as five miles will make landfall near boca chica beach and the rio grande river.


Residents are advised to board up their windows, leave their trailer parks behinds with potted plants on tow, and for judge Ben Nietszche to play his shitty wannabe rock n roll near UTB to calm down all the coke heads and wannabe Aliens into surrendering heir souls and window pane to the great meteor..