BPD to cancel Market Festivities over the weekend due to Drug Cartel presence in Southmost

BDP released a statement today that it will cancel the third annual  Market Square Festival until further notice due to increase drug cartel crime in the area of South-most.  This news comes to no surprise to the citizens of this town, that in recent days have been witnesses to increase kidnapping and murders for hire in the area as well as lack of protection from law enforcement entities in the County.

Law enforcement officials stated that they have not been able to offer security and well being to the residents of So-utmost, and that what is making their job more difficult is that we are located so close to Mexico.  They stated in their press release that they are willing to work close together with the Border Patrol Department in studying the recent surge of Mexican Residents that daily cross the Borders and hoping that the Federal Government will let them conduct a more thorough background check on every single one of the recipients of either residency card or Visa to be able to pinpoint people that are set legally to work and reside in this Country, from people that have a criminal past or dubious social background that might just want to infiltrate the Country to commit crimes.


In the mean time, all the vendors and people participating in the event where informed via Facebook and email of the change of plans and BPD is going to be conducting random car searches in the area of downtown to rule out any surprise attack or kidnapping in the area.

Long lost Brother of Judge Nietszche Found Alive and Well in Southmost

"Jesse" famous reputable character of Southmost city lights, arrived in town during the weekend back from rehab from the middle west, and excited to be reunited with his long lost brother Judge Nietzsche.  This comes to a surprise because the downtown area saw them play live hits like "born on the bayou" and "woman" in the now extinct Crooked Moon, without realizing they were related.  Jesse is currently staying in a fancy apartment building that was recently confiscated by the Federal Government, as we all remember famous Governor Yarrinton, saw potential in Southmost town and he decided to build a lovely, state of the art luxury apartment complex generously funded by the citizens of Tamaulipas set to be available to the public in January 2013.

Southmost Monitor own reporter Azlo Rodriguez was contacted earlier this week by the musician and after a tear jerker session over the phone that lasted twenty minutes, decided to contact watch dog leader Mr. Biggie Castro, who decided to write a check to the famed musician to cover all of his expenses including lodging at the recognized complex.

We ask the people of Southmost to  help with donations, and food and klonapan supplies and to directly mailed them to Mr. Biggie Castro at Elysium park Street  so we can help Jesse stay in town longer than expected so he can reunite again with his brother and hopefully they can play some good old jazz or rock n roll at Shakers Bar grand re-opening this August 8th.  Reporter Rodriguez has tried unsuccessfully to locate Judge Nietzsche and inform him of this impending reunion and  hopeful musical collaboration of two great guitar players from the valley that never knew they were brothers from the same mother.