March 28, 2013

Border Patrol Agents and Brownsville PD to host First Annual Flea Market Day.











The Border Patrol Agency stationed in the city of Weslaco, Texas and the Brownsville PD are getting ready to start off the First Annual Flea Market Extravaganza in the Brownsville Downtown District to take place every second Thursday of the month, starting May 2013.  Cameron County residents are going to be able to make bids and purchase goods that the Border Patrol and Brownsville PD have confiscated in the past five years.  The public is invited to attend the grand inauguration of the Market day that will start with an outdoor concert where members of the Foncerrada family will delight fans with their sappy flamenco songs, also Vocalist from Shinedown and band SIGGNO will put on a free show in the old bus terminal for all the public to enjoy.


Items that will be put up for sale in the Flea Market Extravaganza will include and are not limited to:

Fiona Apple 
Queso Panela
Queso Oaxaca
Cars
Coach and Versavce Purses and Sunglasses
Marijuana (only available to buyers that posses a medical marijuana id and bracelet to purchase the drug).
Guitars 
Tomatoes from Matamoros
Mistery Packages with red and black duct tape
Automatic Weapons
 Muslims
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Anime Porn
Madthumbs
Mexican Illegals
Panamenian Illegals
Honduras Presidents
DVD's
Cantinflas DVD's
Puma Shoes
Camping Equipment
Tinted Ford Explorers
Lemons
Avocados
Cebollas
Easter Eggs
Bicycles
Babies
Prostitutes
Ropa Usada
Pitbulls
Chihuahas
Bats
Bunnies.. etc. etc.


March 26, 2013

Ciudadanos de Matamoros no podran pasar mandado comprado con Lonestar




















La agencia de inmigracion localizada en  el puente viejo y nuevo va a llevar a cabo una redada empezando este jueves santo en la que peatones que sean sorprendidos cruzando mandado comprado con la tarjeta lonestar sera confiscado y los traunsentes implicados seran multados o peor aun deportados y su visa laser o residencia revocada.

Todo este dilema empezo cuando un tabajador en una gasolinera exon en la vecina ciudad de brownsville noto una pareja comprando refrescos y cuando pago uso su tarjeta lonestar.  El cajero decidio checar el recibo y descubrio un balance de mas de 8,000 dolares en esa tarjeta de lonestar, fue tanto su enfado que localizo al famoso reportero Ryan Wolf de el canal cuatro del valle que decidio ir a la gasolinera, entrevistar al empleado y mostrar en camara dicho recibo.


Miles de matamorenses viven de la gran ayuda del gobierno Americano, en especial de los programas de comida y salud de Texas.  Este simple delito ha estado pasando por anos y parecia no perjudicar a nadie, que saben los residentes de Brownsville y el condado de Cameron, de gente que en realidad necesita comer? si ellos no creen necesitar de la tarjeta de lonestar o no tienen acceso a Medicaid, por que condenar a residentes que cruzan todos los dias a Matamoros, pero trabajan de este lado? La mayoria de las personas que cruzan el mandado comprado con lonestar son gente que viven en la periferia de matamoros, que muy apenas tienen para comer.

Asi que cuidado, los agentes de verde van a estar esperandolos, los van a intimidar, los van a manosear, y si ustedes muestran su recibo y muestran un balance de lonestar maldiga en silencio al mentado Wolf y a un cajero vale verga que no se pudo callar el hocico.

March 25, 2013

Border Patrol setting up pedestrians inspections to rule out LONESTAR recipients not to cross Groceries into Mexico















Border Patrol Agents along the Rio Grande Valley are going to be inspecting pedestrians that are seen carrying bags of groceries from local HEB's and Walmart stores into Mexico to rule out if they were purchased with the famous SNAP benefits card known as LONE STAR.


The Agents are going to be able to stop and inspect the goods and groceries purchased and demand to verify the receipt ticket, if the ticket shows that the goods were purchased with the SNAP card Border Patrol Agents will contact local authorities and Texas Health Commission Case Workers to enforce the revocation of the SNAP and Medicaid benefits in the spot and the individuals caught doing this illegal action will face up to 12,000 dollars in fines and the possibility of their residency card or visa being taken away.  Border Patrol Agents and DEA are also willing to place these individuals in the most wanted list so they dont go to other states and receive benefits that they do not clearly need because they are not even living in the county.

Mayor Tony Martinez has approved of this plan and has stated that his own family survived throughout the 60's on welfare and he thinks is ridiculous that Mexican Nationals come over to the US and rip off benefits that his family and neighbors might use in the future.