Senorito Castro "Mr. Chiisme" se postula para codiciada posicion numero 5 en proximas elecciones de BISD.

Magnate universal, reconocido blogger, odiado por muchos, adorado por todos los raros de Brownsville, Texas, Senor Castro, tambien conocido como "Mr. Chiisme" perro guardian de los necesitados de esta ciudad segun su pagina de Facebook, ha decidido despues de mucho divagar abandonar sus estudios de Teologia de la prestigiada Universidad de Texas en el moquetito, para postularse como futuro candidato para la posicion numero cinco de nuestro adorado BISD de Cameron County.  Senorito Castro Aldrete abandono sus estudios, sus gatos, sus videos y blogs, para dedicarse de lleno en ayudar a la juventud de Brownsville y Willacy County con sus estudios, prometiendo formar una alianza de salud y bienestar mental para los miembros de BISD o Distrito Escolar de nuestra comunidad.  Senorito Chisme ha logrado la aceptacion de candidatos como Cuppler, Erin Garcia y Catas Rosas en este codiciado puesto, y a prometido dar todo de sus 230 kilogramos para este proyecto.

"Me comprometo a ayudar a la juventud de Brownsville y a la Junta Directiva de Educacion de este Condado en lograr y establecer nuevos reglamentos y decisiones para no malgastar los miles de dolares que el Distrito Escolar posee para ayudar a nuestras escuelaas", Senorito Castro escribio en su afamado blog en FB este jueves, "Prometo no malgastar los fondos en mis hermanos y hermanas y en honorarios de abogados que estan involucrados en mis asuntos legales, que reitero, no afectaran mis sentimientos y decisiones en mi proxima postulacion para la junta administrativa de esta ciudad".

Senorito Castro Gacho Aldrete estara ofreciendo platos de barbacoa y cabrito en la esquina de West Elizabeth este Sabado y Domingo a partir de las cinco de la tarde, para poder recaudar fondos que le permitiran pagar renta de su afamado condominio en Rancho Viejo y que lo ayudaran en conseguir votos para prestigiado puesto.  Si deseas ayudar a el Senorito Castro-Yo noFui- Fue Te Te, en su proxima campana, su familia tambien a abierto una cuenta en paypal, para mas informacion localizar y mandar una solicitud de amigos a su afamada pagina blog en Facebook "Brownsville Chismes y Perros!".

Thrifty installment #38 Move to a Third World Country

Okay so your retirement check isn't quite what you thought it would be. Or maybe you're just looking for a way to save a few extra dollars. Consider moving to a Third World country where cost-of-living can be considerably lower. Choosing your Third World country can be difficult as many lands are filled with violence. Check the news often for beheadings and casualties in your country of choice. Other considerations must be made such as does your country of choice have rampant disease? Is there clean water? Will you need transportation in your landing spot?Are there roads? Will you be growing the majority of your food or will you locate close to the market? Finding affordable housing in Third World countries usually is not a problem. As long as you're willing to live as the locals do. You do not want to stand out in your new homeland so blending into your new environment is a vital necessity. Check the Internet for proper attire. Many Third World countries have limited Internet access. Sometimes in the village there is a Internet café. Consider using social networks to help integrate yourself into local clicks. If you are bachelor or an old maid perhaps you can even find a mate which will greatly simplify things allowing you to move directly into a established home. The relationship can be purely platonic but be sure and discuss this beforehand. Moving to a Third World country can be an exciting chapter in any frugal living lovers life. Good luck on all your endeavors!

Politiqueras Determined not to Stop: Business as usual and charting new Buses

South-most Bus Rentals is a small family business owned by the Hernandez's and Gutierrez's of Cameron County.  Erick L. Hernandez sat down with the Brownsville Monitor earlier this week and discussed the possibilities  that South-most Bus Rentals will offer to the citizens of Cameron and Willacy County.  Erick stated that the charter routes were not available last County elections because they were still dealing with some issues in the purchasing of the vehicles and proper registering of the business in Cameron County.  Mr. Hernandez stated to the Brownsville Monitor that, "We are excited of our grand opening next month, we will be able to offer charter bus rentals to the residents of Cameron County that want to be involved in the next BISD Board Elections and meetings for the cost of $8.00 dollars round trip for each individual that signs up for the trip.  We are also considering a  50% rebate for senior citizens that attend Adult Day Cares  throughout the Valley whenever elections are being held in Cameron, and Willacy Counties.

When asked about the possibility of charting the buses to senior citizens a midst last months corruption scandals involving kidnapping of senior citizens that were forced to go and cast votes towards specific candidates, Mr. Hernandez stated that either way most of the families in the area do not possess the means necessary to transport their elders, and that they are not worried about the past elections or future election scandals, "What matters is that our elders are transported safely from and to the meetings and poll stations, the rest is not our concern".


South-most rentals are located in 346 German Street near Porter High School and they will be offering free rides for Senior Citizens the whole month of October, the buses are equipped with a restroom, DVR system and HD 42 inches Plasma Screens, after casting their votes the passengers will be required to submit their ballots to the drivers of each bus and afterwards they will be able to enjoy the amenities offered in the ride.

The ballots are going to be collected at the end of the day and Mr. Hernandez promises to deliver them first hand to the proper voting authorities.